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Nationwide bulk grocery club Costco, known for it’s double chunk chocolate cookie, has announced an end to its sale of firearms. In a press statement, the grocery giant stated

We’re just tired of all the guns. We’re tired of people complaining about the guns, protesting the guns; we’re really just sick of all of the drama about guns

If you were hoping to buy bulk firearms or ammunition this black friday, competitor bulk grocery store Sam’s Club has announced they will continue to sell firearms in all locations.

Here at Sam’s club we love guns, gun enthusiasts, gun buyers, and gunshot victims; for every firearm sale 1% of net profit will be donated to the Sam’s club gunshot victim relief fund.

Regardless of which dollar hotdog you choose, make sure to practice firearm safety and remember; the first rule of gun safety is to have fun.

Article by Tomas McMillan