Joe, Sal, Murr, and yes, even Q. Everyone knows the impractical jokers; well, except for the people actually on the show, for some reason. Throughout the Show’s historic run these 4 jokesters have hosted many escapades and shenanigans, but an unnamed TruTv employee has confided in us that they may be getting a new playmate soon… An anonymous source reported that there are talks to add a 5th “secret” impractical joker to the cast of the show. This Jokester would mostly appear in the background, acting as an easter egg for the Jokers’ more diehard fans. Our source also indicated that the new prankster will also be the architect of all future punishments, constructing them in many various forms, consisting of humiliation and degradation against the other four jokers. What this means for the future of the series, the future of the lives of the jokers we have all no doubt grown to love and appreciate, Joe, Murr, “Q, and Sal, is unknown. What we do know, is that whatever this television show has in store, it will certainly be uplifting and encouraging to any viewer who happens to get the chance to see it.
In light of the recent tip supplied, and internet rumours regarding the show, we have contacted our mysterious source who wishes to be unnamed. For the remainder of this article, they will be referred to as the “whistleblower”, in our interview with them, they had this to say;
“It’s gonna be a party in your living room, or whatever room your TV set is in. And everybody is invited! Even Joe, Sal, Murr, and “Q”. And heck, I can’t get into details, but you might even be in store for meeting a new friend, who is no doubt full of laughter, joy, lies, and sickening punishments for our friends Sal, Murr, Joe, and Q. Think of it this way, you meet a man, the man is the most interesting man you have ever met, similar to Barnum, the showman.”
Our source awkwardly shifted in his seat, and leaned in to continue,
“At the same time, there is a darker quality to this alleged man, they are just the devil incarnate, come to kill, corrupt, and have as much fucked up fun as possible before God notices and divinely intervenes. A collector of moments rather than things. Impractical people will be forced to do practical things. This joker chases these moments, and manufactures them to bend to his will and liking, if you thought someone like Joe was in control, you have no idea of what is in store. Stay tuned, and stay impractical, jokers!”
The validity of this interview has lead our reporters to worry for the future of the Impractical Joking community. The general response seems to be mixed. Family members of the staff involved had this to comment on the situation;
“I want nothing to do with that sick fuck. I have no idea how or why he is even getting involved. If they really go through with it, as it seems they are, I will cut all ties with the program.”
Another quote; “Funniest guy I have ever had the pleasure of working with, certainly a positive contribution to the team.”
Due to the nature of this story, and TruTv’s notoriously airtight contracts, none of the mentioned parties can be directly named. If you have any doubt of the reporters of news-now news, then just make sure to tune in to TruTv at 9:00 PM on November 31st.
Writing and reporting done by Levi Sell and Tomas McMillan
Photo by Levi Sell and TruTv
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